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Green is a color. An important color, but not a color commonly found in the Antarctic. We should caution you about green things. Do not let green be your downfall, as it was for so many of your brothers. My advice is simple; if you see green, jump over it, lest it jump all over you.

About this site... yeah. About that. We need to talk. You and me, buddy. See that? That mile-wide pile of corpses? That's what it took took to make this happen. Sacrifice.

Are you willing to let everything go to get what you want? We were. Mostly. Just a little? Ok, maybe we didn't...

But that's where you come in!

We hope to fund bigger & better games thanks to your suffering dedicated gaming! If you're willing to risk Repetitive Strain Injury, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Grade Point Averages, and countless hours of your precious free time for our sake, we salute you. You deserve it, Champ. Can we call you "Champ", Buddy? Pal? Friend? How about Tiffany? That's a nice name. Do your friends ever call you Tiff? Can I buy you a drink? I like my penguins like I like my...

Hey, where are you going? Come back, I...

Where were we again? Sorry about that. Penguins will be penguins, after all.

Thanks for playing!